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Sorry I Slept on Your Face - Breakup Letters from Kitties Who Like You but Don't Like-Like You - cover

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Sorry I Slept on Your Face - Breakup Letters from Kitties Who Like You but Don't Like-Like You

Jeremy Greenberg

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

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Summary

What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can?  When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space?  In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs.  This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.
Available since: 11/08/2016.

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