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How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items

Jason Offutt

Publisher: Permuted Press

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Summary

The greatest threat facing the human race is monsters. Vampires, werewolves, space aliens, gnomes–it seems we can't open the front door without facing our doom. "How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items" is a must-have homeowner defense manual for eliminating monsters easily, effectively, and sometimes with a No. 2 pencil. Or maybe a chainsaw. Whichever’s closer.
Available since: 01/13/2015.

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