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Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman - cover

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Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

JB Lynn

Publisher: Avon Impulse

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Take three wacky aunts,two talking animals,one nervous bride,and an upcoming hit,and you've got the follow-upto JB Lynn's wickedly funnyConfessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman 
Knocking off a drug kingpin was the last thing on Maggie Lee's to-do list, but when a tragic accident leaves her beloved niece orphaned and in the hospital, Maggie will go to desperate lengths to land the money needed for her care.  
But the drug kingpin is the least of her worries. Maggie's aunts are driving her crazy, her best friend's turned into a bridezilla…and a knock on the head has given Maggie Dr. Dolittle abilities—she can talk to animals. Unfortunately, they talk back. 
It's just another day in the life of this neurotic hitwoman…
Available since: 10/16/2013.

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