Waffle Irons vs the Horde
Dr. Insensitive Jerk
Narrador 07
Editora: insensitive Jerk Publishing
Sinopse
This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. Not Your Average Apocalypse Robots can foul up anything, and biologicals can foul it up worse, but to foul up everything at once, they must work together. So they worked together. This is the hilarious story of the 32,000 young men and women who drew the duty of kicking the robots off our dead world, so we could start to rebuild. Author's Summary The robots had superior tech and perfect military discipline. Our only advantage was that we had neither. Everyone knows how we beat them, but you only know what I wanted you to know. Now, it’s finally time to tell you what really happened. This is my memoir of the war, edited by Dr. Insensitive Jerk. As editors go, he was not the most skilled, or the most likeable, but he was reasonably priced. In retrospect, I should have paid more. Editor's Summary: I'm not writing a summary. You should have treated me better. Publisher's Summary Given the author, we were fools to accept this contract. We won't make that mistake again. The contract requires us to supply a summary, so here it is: FU. Are You Still Reading This? Since you are so persistent, here are some things you will find in this book: Hiding among the Perseid meteors A cruel narrator A Christian hero The dunking wench Vengeance Here are some things you won't find: A girl boss Zombies A boring page
Duração: aproximadamente 10 horas (09:55:03) Data de publicação: 08/10/2025; Unabridged; Copyright Year: — Copyright Statment: —

