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The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Some Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies - cover

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The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Some Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies

Dorothy Bigguns

Publisher: One Jacked Monkey, LLC

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Summary

Laugh Out Loud at the World's Dumbest Quotes. Read about how:Gay marriage is between a man and a womanSee how unfair life is for a pop starMiss the importance of life by smokingAutobiographies should be written from beyond the graveChicago is the 52nd state in the U.S.Chemistry teaches proper mathWar is, in fact, a dangerous placePoverty is an accomplishment to brag aboutAnd, much more hilarity! 
"After reading the things that the worlds most famous and highly respected individuals have said, I almost feel like a genius. " 
-Ramsey A., online review 
 
"Very unexpected!" 
-Concerned, online review 
 
"I didn't say that!!!" 
-The Pope 
 
Everyone throughout the world has misspoken at some point in their lives and The World’s Greatest Idiot’s Quotes...And Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies is an inside look at some of the dumb things people say. This book gives you some funny and memorable lines by some of the most famous athletes, celebrities, and politicians. The quotes are proof that fame and fortune come with intense scrutiny on every word spoken, good or bad. Some things can be said and taken out of context, some thoughts aren’t articulated very well and other lines are best left up to the imagination of the reader. Dorothy Bigguns provides laughter, inspiration, and motivation for anyone who has ever said anything asinine.  
  
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Available since: 07/31/2017.

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