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They Call Me Vlad - Episode 1: Return of the Blech - cover

They Call Me Vlad - Episode 1: Return of the Blech

Donald Trump

Publisher: Publisher s21000

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Summary

VLAD WIECKOWSKY has never smelled worse! Fresh off a plane from Honolulu, which surprisingly didn't crash, it doesn't take long before trouble finds him. But that's nothing a few, nice, timely, juicy air biscuits can't fix. Or not... Approximately 3,200 words.NOTE: A special sneak preview of Episode 2 has been added to the end of the book.
Available since: 12/19/2023.

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