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Therapy is Expensive So I Just Gaslight Myself - How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine - cover

Therapy is Expensive So I Just Gaslight Myself - How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine

Dicholas Chad Pansy

Editorial: Ruin Your Life Now

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Sinopsis

How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine
 
Why waste money on therapy when you can just lie to yourself for free?
 
"Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself" is the ultimate self-help book for people who have absolutely no intention of helping themselves. Filled with bad coping mechanisms, self-deception strategies, and the sheer audacity to pretend everything is fine, this book is here to validate your disastrous life choices.
 
Inside, you’ll find groundbreaking (read: completely unhelpful) advice on topics such as:✔️ Journaling is Just Trauma Scrapbooking – Writing down your problems doesn’t count if you never read them again.✔️ Retail Therapy: Because Buying a Candle Will Fix Your Soul – Emotional stability is only a $200 Target trip away.✔️ Hydration is Not a Personality Trait, But Here We Are – Why your emotional support water bottle is not actually therapy.✔️ Meditation? No Thanks, I’ll Just Stare at My Phone in Silence – Because overthinking in complete stillness is way worse.✔️ Toxic Positivity: Just Smile Through the Pain! – The fine art of saying “everything happens for a reason” while internally screaming.✔️ A List of Coping Mechanisms That Definitely Don’t Work (But You’ll Keep Using Anyway) – Because avoidance is a lifestyle.
 
Do you need therapy?Yes. Will you go? No.Will this book fix your life? Absolutely not, but at least you’ll laugh while spiraling
Disponible desde: 06/04/2025.
Longitud de impresión: 47 páginas.

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