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Live Laugh Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human - cover
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Live Laugh Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human

Dicholas Chad Pansy

Editora: Ruin Your Life Now

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Sinopse

Are you tired of thinking until your brain hurts? Sick of caring about every little disaster life throws at you? Done with the “personal growth” scam that just leaves you broke and eating kale? Then Live, Laugh, Lobotomy is your ticket to freedom—the kind that comes from ditching stress, worries, and any shred of responsibility for a lifestyle of cheerful, blissful vacancy. This isn’t your grandma’s self-help book; it’s a sarcastic, biting manifesto for erasing overthinking and embracing the art of not giving a damn.
 
In this hilariously unapologetic guide, you’ll learn how to:
 
Smile vacantly through apocalypses and awkward conversations alike.
 
Ignore global crises, emails, and your own flaws like a pro.
 
Fake intelligence with memes and “Wow, that’s crazy” while knowing next to nothing.
 
Turn social media into a mind-numbing paradise and avoidance into a chic lifestyle.
 
With razor-sharp wit and zero pretense, this book proves the less you know, the happier you are—because the real secret to thriving is caring less than a lobotomized goldfish. Say goodbye to existential misery and hello to a brain fog so thick you’ll forget why you ever stressed in the first place. Perfect for anyone who’s ready to laugh at life’s chaos and float through it like a beautifully clueless cloud.
 
Welcome to the lobotomized elite—your stress-free, worry-proof sanctuary of ignorance awaits. Grab your copy, stop overanalyzing, and start living the vacant dream today!
Disponível desde: 03/04/2025.
Comprimento de impressão: 42 páginas.

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