How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest You Won’t - A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing

Dicholas Chad Pansy

Sinopse

"How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)"
 
A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing
 
Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions.
 
🚨 THIS IS NOT A REAL SELF-HELP BOOK. 🚨This is a book for people who have:✔️ Bought planners they never use.✔️ Watched productivity videos while actively avoiding work.✔️ Googled “how to get my life together” at 2 AM while eating cold pizza.
 
Inside, you’ll find:✅ A step-by-step guide to pretending you’re working on yourself.✅ The absolute dumbest life advice you will never follow.✅ A checklist for success (that will collect dust on your desk).
 
This book will NOT help you:🚫 Get your finances in order.🚫 Find motivation.🚫 Stop dating red flags wrapped in human skin.
 
But it WILL help you laugh at your own failures, which is basically therapy (but cheaper).

Disponível desde: 02/04/2025.

Comprimento de impressão: 64 páginas.

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