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Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year - An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups - cover

Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year - An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

Deuce Flanagan

Publisher: Ulysses Press

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Summary

Discover fascinating facts about the human digestive system—and poop!—in this illustrated book for adults parodying the world-famous children’s book. 
 
ONCE UPON A TIME . . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does—but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids’ book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask: 
 
•How do astronauts poop in space? 
 
•Where does poop go after you flush? 
 
•Why can I see the corn but not the chicken? 
 
•Can I light my poop on fire? 
 
•Who invented the first flushing toilet? 
 
•What’s the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?
Available since: 07/20/2010.
Print length: 66 pages.

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