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The Old Fart's Guide to Survival - cover

The Old Fart's Guide to Survival

Dawn Cawley

Publisher: Splendid Publications Limited

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Summary

You might be getting on a bit but that doesn't mean life can't still be fun! Dawn Cawley, a paid-up member of The Old Fart's Club certainly isn't ready to be put out to pasture just yet and shares her tips and observations on life in the slow lane. From dealing with modern technology and grandkids to old friendships and going deaf, this quirky and humorous take on later life is a must-have survival guide for all the Old Farts who aim to grow old(er) disgracefully!
Available since: 10/03/2016.
Print length: 96 pages.

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