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Brocabulary - The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk - cover

Brocabulary - The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

Daniel Maurer

Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks

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Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your brosPut down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and step into the testosterzone with Brocabulary. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. Brocabulary leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to:Define your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you).Conceal a bangover after a night of excessive sex.Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation ("Four whores and seven beers ago . . .").Stop brocrastinating!It's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.
Available since: 09/24/2008.
Print length: 242 pages.

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