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The Tinsel-Free Christmas Tree - Alfred and Bertha's Marvellous Twenty-First Century Life #3 - cover

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The Tinsel-Free Christmas Tree - Alfred and Bertha's Marvellous Twenty-First Century Life #3

Cora Buhlert

Publisher: Pegasus Pulp Publishing

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Summary

Bertha and Alfred, married for twenty years, enjoy a truly science fictional life in the twenty-first century. But in spite of all the technological marvels surrounding them, an argument about how to decorate the Christmas tree escalates and threatens their marriage. 
This parodistic piece is a mundane short story of 2900 words or approximately 12 print pages, written in the style of science fiction’s “golden age” of the 1940s and 1950s.
Available since: 12/18/2015.

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