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  Abbott and Costello: Hector the Dog

  Bud Abbott, Lou Costello

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  Lou brings a dog, Hector, to the studio. They decide to auction the dog off. Bud tells Lou to up the bidding. The dog is sleeping with Abbott and Costello in the bedroom. They find a lost dog ad and return the dog to the pet shop. Lou wants to keep the dog. Lou agrees to work in the pet shop to buy the dog. Lou takes Hector to a dog show. Lou wins as a dog.

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  Funny Punny DAD JOKES - Pun...

  Solomon King

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  Every day is Father's Day (or Laughter Day with Dad) with these funny punny dad jokes. 
    
  Even though they often make you cringe, you really can't help but smile at your dad's ridiculous attempts to make you laugh, because you know that each corny joke is shared with love, and no one on earth can deliver them to you quite like him. 
    
  They're funny because they're so corny and you're not even sure whether to laugh or grimace. But what really sells them is a dad's delivery. 
    
  The way they smile a little too wide when they set up the joke: "What do you call a cow with two legs?" You already know what's coming, but your dad's face is filled with so much childish joy, you just have to brace yourself. "Lean beef. And if the cow has no legs, then it's ground beef," he says, and bursts into thunderous laughter before you can even react. 
    
  His enjoyment brings the dad joke to another level of cheesy goodness. 
    
  Our collection of the best dad jokes and corny dad jokes will have both of you chuckling to yourselves. 
    
  So make sure to get them for your dad. 
    
  We promise it'll make you both very glad. 
    
  And it'll make up for all the times he told you that you can make holy water by boiling the hell out of it. 
   

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  The Ladies' Room Reader - The...

  Alicia Alvrez

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  “Fun and fancy for the fair sex . . . rife with facts, rumors, stories, quotations and advice.” —Publishers Weekly 
   
  What percentage of women would rather shop than have sex? What was Lauren Bacall’s real name? What tricks do supermarkets use to get us to spend more money? Who were the first two African American actresses nominated for Academy Awards in the same year for the same category? How many hours do the men in our lives spend on housework and childcare? What did Mae West say upon the death of Marilyn Monroe? 
   
  From female celebrities to glass ceiling breakers and historical heroines, this entertaining resource is packed with fun facts, surprising statistics, and witty quips that make for great reading—in any room.

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  Don't Take My Advice - I Need It...

  Kevin Pampling

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  A brutal tractor crash forces small town Kev into a new world, both physically and spiritually. Angry and resistant to change, the bitter bushman finds himself on a journey of inner growth that takes him from Australia’s searing outback to the icy mountains of Norway’s fjordland. Facing his demons of doubt in a strangely familiar land, Kev learns to 'listen with all his senses' as he strives to fulfil his heart’s desire: to find his soulmate.

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  The Hot Book of Chilies

  David Floyd

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  “This book serves as a companion that will guide you by the hand into the world of the humble chili pepper” (The Chili King).The Hot Book of Chilies is a sizzling celebration of one of the world's best-loved plants: capsicum! Featuring a gallery of ninety seven popular varieties, from mild jalapeño and pasilla peppers to hazardous habanero and ghost peppers, this book is perfect for both timid triers and fiery fanatics alike. Learn loads of useful information about each chili, including their degree of hotness on the Scoville scale, health benefits, medicinal properties, history, and biology, as well as how to grow, preserve, and cook them. Dozens of eye-watering recipes are included for entrees, appetizers, salsas, soups, curry powders, hot sauces, jams, and even desserts! The Hot Book of Chilies contains everything you need to know about this small but mighty crop, and all the ways to enjoy it!What’s inside:A gallery of ninety seven varieties of chili peppersDetails on their degree of hotness, health benefits, biology, and historyFifty one recipes for appetizers, dinner entrees, snacks, sauces, and dessertsTips for relieving chili burn, growing and preserving chili peppers, and much more

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  Get Your Act Together - A 7-Day...

  Peggy Jones, Pam Young

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  Defeat chaos with this supportive guide to household organization from a pair of reformed slobs.   Pam Young and Peggy Jones—aka the Slob Sisters—used to find basic housekeeping a complex concept akin to quantum physics. Chaos (Can’t Have Anyone Over Syndrome) reigned over their homes and their lives—until one day, they made a vow to reform.   Armed with 3x5 index cards, a battle plan, and grim determination, they found a way to get their act together. In this empathetic, lighthearted guide, they share a program that even the worst slobs can master—a plan that allows for some much-needed breathing room in your space and in your schedule.   “Maintaining that most organization manuals are written by the naturally efficient who can’t empathize with the born slob, Young and Jones tell their own stories of the overwhelming messes their households had become and of their recovery…Their methods are simple and easy to follow.” —Library Journal

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