HEY U UP? (For a Serious Relationship) - How to Turn Your Booty Call into Your Emergency Contact

Brian Murphy, Emily Axford

Summary

Humorous dating advice from two married comedians, former CollegeHumor writers and stars of the Hot Date tv series. 
 
Who better to write a very humorous manual about evolving modern relationships than two CollegeHumor veterans and viral-video stars who happen to be a real-life husband-and-wife team? With candor, bite, and charm, HEY, U UP? takes readers on an eight-chapter journey through the trials of hooking up to the foibles of marriage, and combines the authors’ prescriptive advice with the unfolding story of their own relationship. HEY, U UP? tackles all the milestones of relationships today—both glorious and embarrassing—with sections ranging from “How to Ask Someone Out After You’ve Slept with Them” all the way to “Establish Your Family as the Christmas Family by Turning Your Significant Other Against Their Own Parents.” In addition to the laugh-out-loud essays, lists, questionnaires, and even flowcharts further enliven the pages.

Available since: 02/13/2018.

Print length: 210 pages.

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