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  Frank Get the Door! - Ma feet...

  Janey Godley

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  Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley's comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record
  'Ye've been TELT. Everybuddy's gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah've telt ye wance an Ah'm no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah'm gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.'

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  The Ridiculous - An Epic Sci-Fi...

  Jeffrey Kippel, Mindy Blackstien

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  Set against the backdrop of sci-fi/fantasy comedy, “The Ridiculous” invites you on a journey that challenges your reality. Beyond its humor, it possesses heart. 
  With messages about life, the universe, and everything, “The Ridiculous” promises a mind-bending, thought-provoking adventure filled with smiles and laughter. 
  Meet a being whose soul unexpectedly comes to reside in the fuzzy body suit of an alien. No longer on planet Earth and with only an AI-infused intergalactic shapeshifting companion, and master of practical jokes (self-proclaimed), things truly get ridiculous. 
  Moreover, the human’s birth body now hosts the extraterrestrial, who surprisingly finds contentment. He had never been to Earth. 
  (That, and he’s on the run.) 
  Amazon already recognized “The Ridiculous” as a #1 read across multiple categories: from Science Fiction & Comedy to Psychology & Self-Help Humor, all the way to… Happiness!  
  As a satire and sci-fi comedy, “The Ridiculous” offers the perfect escape for you. It also empowers you to do ridiculous things that elevate you from your ordinary to your extraordinary.  
  (Just ask the characters.) 
  “The Ridiculous” has been likened to “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” meets “Monty Python” with a sprinkle of “Discworld” (plus Seinfeld, Spaceballs, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dirk Turpin, The Jets, and Star Wars, all thrown in). 
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  School's Out - Truants...

  James Thellusson

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  'An utter delight. 10 out of 10!' Harry Mount, editor of The Oldie
  A charming gift book of pleas, put downs, misplaced career guidance and character assessments collected from the school reports and memoirs of celebrities and ordinary people from across the UK and Ireland.
  Featuring household names such as Benedict Cumberbatch, David Bowie, Sandi Toksvig, Sir Billy Connolly, and even members of the Royal family, this collection will have readers laughing and digging out their own school reports.

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  Yes You're Pregnant But What...

  Kevin Nealon

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  At fifty-three, Kevin Nealon thought he had it all: a massive international celebrity with legions of loyal fans; a fabulous modeling career; hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank; and the most recognizable face on the planet. Nealon had accomplished the impossible: a thirty-year career in show business with only limited trips to rehab. But just like every other celebrity, he felt that was not enough. The perpetually insatiable Nealon wanted more, and for him "more" meant a little addition that drooled, burped, and pooped (no, not a Pomeranian).Now, Nealon tells the outrageous story of how he battled through aching joints, Milano cookie cravings, and a rapidly receding hairline to become a first-time dad at an age when most fathers are packing their kids off to college. Offering hysterical commentary about his fickle, often hormonal, road to belated fatherhood, Nealon guides you through the delivery room and beyond, discussing how his past, his wife, and his neuroses all converged in a montage of side-splitting insecurities during the months leading up to the birth of his son.Laugh-out-loud funny and remarkably poignant, Nealon's entertaining perspective and his wealth of sarcasm provide a take on fatherhood that is as fresh as it is universal, always reminding you that half the fun of being a parent is getting there.

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  Burning Down George Orwell's House

  Andrew Ervin

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  A darkly comic debut novel about advertising, truth, single malt, Scottish hospitality—or lack thereof—and George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four. Ray Welter, who was until recently a highflying advertising executive in Chicago, has left the world of newspeak behind. He decamps to the isolated Scottish Isle of Jura in order to spend a few months in the cottage where George Orwell wrote most of his seminal novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four. Ray is miserable, and quite prepared to make his troubles go away with the help of copious quantities of excellent scotch.But a few of the local islanders take a decidedly shallow view of a foreigner coming to visit in order to sort himself out, and Ray quickly finds himself having to deal with not only his own issues but also a community whose eccentricities are at times amusing and at others downright dangerous. Also, the locals believe—or claim to believe—that there’s a werewolf about, and against his better judgment, Ray’s misadventures build to the night of a traditional, boozy werewolf hunt on the Isle of Jura on the summer solstice.

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  Cat Zodiac - An Astrological...

  Maeva Considine

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  Mystified by your cat? Look to the stars—and this whimsically illustrated guide—for answers! 
   
  Whether you’ve got a brand-new kitten or a longtime feline companion, you need only look to the stars to demystify your cat’s personality and behaviors. This zodiac collection delves into the inner lives of cats, exploring each sun sign and offering character traits, lifestyle insights, and relationship inclinations to help cat owners learn to live in harmony with their unique pets.  
   
  Filled with delightful illustrations, this book helps you understand your tabby Taurus or calico Capricorn—and finally unlocks the secrets of the feline mystique!

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