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The Young Wife & her Sweet Revenge - You fuck with me I fuck with your stuff - cover

The Young Wife & her Sweet Revenge - You fuck with me I fuck with your stuff

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

You fuck with me... I fuck with your stuff.
 
Carmen wants to be the perfect wife, but she really messed up this time. Sitting on the bathroom floor with piles of towels, toothbrushes, and soap bottles all around her, she awaits the arrival of her darling husband with shame. How could a grown woman let herself be fooled like this?
 
When her husband comes home, it gets even worse.
 
Oh, he's not mad at her! All he wants is to break the face of the sleazy salesman that tricked his sweet young wife. Afraid her darling man will be sent to jail for tearing the salesman to pieces, Carmen has no choice but to man up and take care of business herself.
 
She comes up with sweet revenge that takes care of both her husband and the salesman simultaneously.
 
The Young Wife & her Sweet Revenge is the twenty-first installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you're in the mood for a fun-filled comedy and a life lesson about why you shouldn't trick women, then this funky bathroom adventure is sure to cheer up your day!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Dumb Girl Logic')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 05/04/2022.
Print length: 17 pages.

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