The Ten Second Guy & the Five Nurses - He has to do five nurses But only has ten seconds

Bjorn Peeters

Sinopse

He has to do five nurses. But only has ten seconds.

Piotr has the chance of a lifetime. Five beautiful nurses want to lose their shirts and get dirty—with him as the guest of honor! One problem. Piotr is bad at sex! Whenever he’s with a woman, he only lasts ten seconds.

How do you handle five feisty nurses in ten seconds?

Here comes the wingman! With his ninety years of age, old Mr. Reynolds can't make it to the toilet on his own, but he is Piotr's only chance to turn his adventure with the nurses from a catastrophe into every man's dream come true.

Is their plan genius, or a sure ticket to embarrassment?

The Ten-second Guy & the Five Nurses is the fifth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like comedy with impossible odds, and one brave guy trying to beat them to make his wildest dream come true, this episode will make you roar with laughter.

Read it now!

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

Disponível desde: 30/03/2022.

Comprimento de impressão: 25 páginas.

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