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The Nerdy Girl & the Sandwich Guy - The hilarious sex life of a girl who tries too hard - cover

The Nerdy Girl & the Sandwich Guy - The hilarious sex life of a girl who tries too hard

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

The hilarious sex life of a girl who tries too hard.
 
Suellen is twenty-four, hot as hell, and a total nerd. But for her date with the guy from the sandwich shop, she transforms herself into a super sexy bombshell who's NOT nerdy at all. At least, that's what Suellen thinks!
 
Her date doesn't notice the difference—and that FREAKS HER OUT!
 
Her girlfriends begged her not to do it again, but Suellen can't help herself. She desperately tries to show this guy how not nerdy she can be. And when shameless flirting and taking off her blouse is not enough... tchoo tchoo, the crazy train leaves the station and Suellen is at the wheel!
 
It's gonna be the wildest date this guy has ever been on!
 
The Nerdy Girl & the Sandwich Guy is the tenth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you're looking for a joke-filled comedy about a nerd girl trying way too hard to be sexy, then this dating disaster with a happy ending will make your day!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Still think I’m nerdy if I play this board game topless?')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 04/14/2022.
Print length: 20 pages.

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