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The Nerdy Girl & the Rich Guy - The hilarious sex life of a girl who tries too hard - cover

The Nerdy Girl & the Rich Guy - The hilarious sex life of a girl who tries too hard

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

The hilarious sex life of a girl who tries too hard.
 
Suellen is back! She's twenty-four, still hot as hell, and still a total nerd. Despite earlier embarrassment (see Funny Sex Adventures #10, 14 & 20), she's still determined to show men how 'not nerdy' she can be. Only she didn't expect having to prove it to her date's upper-class parents!
 
Neither did they!
 
Her date tries to save the evening, but once Suellen gets going, there is no stopping the crazy train! And when her first 'hot girl' maneuvers don't work, everyone at the restaurant is about to find out just how far Suellen is willing to go, in order to prove she's a real bombshell girl.
 
Meeting the parents was never more embarrassing!
 
The Nerdy Girl & the Rich Guy is the twenty-fourth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like fun-filled comedies with situations spinning hilariously out of control, then this nerdy disaster in the fanciest restaurant in town is just what you need for a laugh!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Still think I'm nerdy if I am your naughtiest upper class date?')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 05/10/2022.
Print length: 19 pages.

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