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The Innkeeper & the Assault Rifle Housewife - Even during the apocalypse taking a girl upstairs can surprise you - cover

The Innkeeper & the Assault Rifle Housewife - Even during the apocalypse taking a girl upstairs can surprise you

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

Can a girl who lives by her gun be a sweet housewife?
 
It’s the apocalypse. Sweet housewives are hard to find. So Prasad runs his inn and enjoys the next best thing to a wife. But when a cute blonde with a huge assault rifle walks in, he takes a chance.
 
The question is, how much trouble is this good-looking girl?
 
Prasad is about to find out when he lets her spend the night in his apartment. The innkeeper crosses his fingers for a bedroom date with the bubbly blonde, and it looks like she might be up for it.
 
But can he handle a girl that's gotten used to playing rough?
 
The Innkeeper & the Assault Rifle Housewife is the third installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you love lighthearted comedy with a bit of romance, sexy pajamas, guns, and a 1950-style sweet housewife fantasy gone slightly wrong, don't even hesitate about this one!
 
Read it now!
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 02/10/2022.
Print length: 20 pages.

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