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The Hospitalized Girl & her Audience - I'm Too Sexy for This Hospital! - cover

The Hospitalized Girl & her Audience - I'm Too Sexy for This Hospital!

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

I'm... too sexy for this hospital!
 
While in the hospital to recover from an accident, Allie finds herself freaking out with boredom. The nurses don't appreciate her sense of humor and don't allow her to have any fun at all! Luckily, they don't know about the naked entertainment Allie's got planned for this afternoon.
 
Hospital peep shows are hot, right?
 
Armed with her phone, Allie locks herself in the bathroom for a show that is sure to please both herself.... and her audience! Unfortunately, she has no experience with striptease in a wheelchair, and it all goes 'tits up' for Allie, who suddenly finds herself in an extremely awkward situation.
 
And when her audience rushes into the room to help, the nurse is not amused.
 
The Hospitalized Girl & her Audience is the seventeenth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you're in the mood for a laugh, then this joke-filled comedy with a hospital peep show and creative use of a wheelchair is just what you need to cheer up your day.
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Unbelievable')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 04/27/2022.
Print length: 17 pages.

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