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The Horny Hag & the Prince - Please her or suffer the consequences - cover

The Horny Hag & the Prince - Please her or suffer the consequences

Bjorn Peeters

Editorial: Tales Of Peeters

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Sinopsis

Please her, or suffer the consequences.
 
Renhilde is a hot-looking witch held prisoner by a terrible curse. To be set free, a man must er... put his spoon in her little kettle and stir until she boils over. Alas, so far no man has ever been able to satisfy her. So when a handsome prince knocks at her door to ask for help, Renhilde is overjoyed!
 
Perhaps this fool can break the curse!
 
Renhilde promises to rid him of his worries if he does her just this small favor... of pleasing her. Seeing how ridiculously hot she looks without her clothes on, the prince is happy to oblige. But will he succeed where all others before him failed? He better!
 
Renhilde punishes all men who come up short... and she gets creative!
 
The Horny Hag & the Prince is the fifteenth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like fun-filled comedy for adults in a fantasy / fairy-tale setting, and want to see just how funny sex between a witch and a prince can get, this episode is sure to make you laugh!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'What the Horny Hag did to the Prince')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Disponible desde: 22/04/2022.
Longitud de impresión: 16 páginas.

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