The Horny Hag & the Bandits - Please her or suffer the consequences
Bjorn Peeters
Publisher: Tales Of Peeters
Summary
Please her, or suffer the consequences. Renhilde is back, and she's still the hottest-looking witch around. Because after that fiasco with the prince and then the farmer (see Funny Sex Adventures #15 & 18), she's STILL held prisoner by the terrible curse until a man satisfies her. Then, a bunch of bandits knock at the door and threaten her at knife-point. How stupid can you get, right? But perhaps this unruly bunch can be put to some use other than as ingredients for a potion. Renhilde offers them a deal. She even promises them the very thing they dream about as a reward. All she wants is for her carnal desires to be satisfied, so she can be free once more! If they accept, they mustn't disappoint her—for Renhilde will not forgive them for it! The Horny Hag & the Bandits is the twenty-third installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you want a fun-filled comedy for adults set in a fantasy / fairy-tale setting, where a bunch of bandits are in WAY over their heads, then this episode is sure to cheer up your day! Read it now! (Previously published as 'What the Horny Hag did to the Bandits') --- FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available. --- Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.