The Dumpster Guy & the Backstreet Women - Careful which woman you go home with

Bjorn Peeters

Sinopsis

Careful which woman you go home with

After a wild night out, Wesley wakes up inside a dumpster in some back-alley. When he wants to crawl out of it, he's confronted with two half-naked women taking out their trash. One is obviously unkind but drop-dead gorgeous. The other compassionate and sweet, but not exactly what he’d call attractive.

Wesley faces a choice.

Does he climb out of the dumpster to follow the nasty but beautiful blonde inside, or does he accept the offer of the woman with the tarantula tattoo and kind eyes? Perky breasts and a waspish waist, or kind eyes?

He better choose wisely, because he won't escape the consequences!

The Dumpster Guy & the Backstreet Women is the sixteenth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like fun-filled comedies with a surprise ending, then this one will definitely cheer up your day!

Read it now!

(Previously published as 'The Dumpster Guy & the Two Arguing Women')

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

Disponible desde: 26/04/2022.

Longitud de impresión: 16 páginas.

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