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The Divorced Guy & the Call Girl - After years of marriage his moment has come - cover

The Divorced Guy & the Call Girl - After years of marriage his moment has come

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

After years of marriage, his moment has come.
 
Guillem was married for... who knows how many years! Now that he's finally free, he uses the new phone he got as a present to get on the internet and order a call girl. Guillem is no fan of modern technology, but if it means hot girls come right to his doorstep, he's willing to keep an open mind.
 
Only, figuring out the new phone isn't his only problem!
 
After years of bad marriage, Guillem needs to re-learn how to have fun with a woman! The last thing he wants is for someone to keep disturbing him! Seriously, if he has to interrupt trying to get laid one more time, this recently divorced guy is gonna lose his shit! And it ain't going to be pretty!
 
And what will happen when the call girl loses HER patience?
 
The Divorced Guy & the Call Girl is the thirtieth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like joke-filled comedies where situations spin hilariously out of control, this divorced guy's call-girl-adventure is just what you need for a fun break.
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Old Man Ding Dong')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 05/19/2022.
Print length: 16 pages.

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