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The College Nerd & the Wrong Girl - Sometimes it's better to choose the wrong girl - cover

The College Nerd & the Wrong Girl - Sometimes it's better to choose the wrong girl

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

Sometimes it's better to choose the wrong girl.
 
Benny knows he isn't the ideal fraternity candidate. But having decided to turn his bookish life around and be a fun guy, he will risk everything and do anything. Even the crazy test the fraternity wants to put him through.
 
After all, why should he fear a cougar?
 
But when a guy can't even walk into the right girl's room, what hope of success is there? One thing is for sure, though. Benny will have sex. Only, it won't be what he or anyone else expected.
 
Let's just hope makes it out of the frat house alive!
 
The College Nerd & the Wrong Girl is the nineteenth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you're looking for a good laugh, this tongue-in-cheek 'nerd meets hot girl' college comedy is just the thing to cheer up your day.
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'The Wannabe Fraternity Guy & The Wrong Girl')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 04/29/2022.
Print length: 17 pages.

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