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The Bouncy Boobs Guy & the Uptight Violinist - The unlikely love story of a stoner and a classy girl in a bikini - cover

The Bouncy Boobs Guy & the Uptight Violinist - The unlikely love story of a stoner and a classy girl in a bikini

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

The unlikely love story of a stoner and a classy girl in a bikini
 
Howie's a stoner with an accidental hit-song about bouncing boobs. She's a hardworking violinist who can't get a break no matter how she tries. When they meet in the public pool and Howie complains to her about his success, the beautiful musician loses her shit.
 
Like a lioness in a tight bikini, she pounces on him.
 
What about all the women flashing their boobs, asshole? What about the money and the fame? Howie tries to explain how his life is even harder than hers, but she'd sooner drown him than believe that. What better way to settle this than with a high stakes bet? To show Howie he's wrong, she's even prepared to take off her bikini.
 
It looks like the exact opposite, but could these two actually be a match made in heaven?
 
The Bouncy Boobs Guy & the Uptight Violinist is the sixth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like fun-filled comedies that poke fun at society and popular culture, and don't mind lots of bouncing boobs, than this one will make you roar with laughter.
 
Read it now!
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 04/05/2022.
Print length: 22 pages.

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