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The Balloon Salesman & the College Girls - Even naked they cause more trouble than they solve - cover

The Balloon Salesman & the College Girls - Even naked they cause more trouble than they solve

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

Even naked they cause more trouble than they solve
 
Pavlo is a balloon salesman who's hit rock bottom. But his work day is about to get better when he spots two gorgeous college girls having fun in the dunes. While another guy might try to score with them, Pavlo is the perfect professional—all he wants to do is sell them one of his balloons!
 
But when he tries to, the young women play a cruel joke on him.
 
Realizing they've driven the poor guy to despair, the girls decide to make it right. So they ask themselves, what better way to put a smile back on a guy's face than taking off their bikinis?
 
But even when they get dirty in the sand they're causing fresh trouble.
 
The Balloon Salesman & the College Girls is the thirteenth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like joke-filled comedies with out-of-control college girls causing trouble and a regular guy unexpectedly in the middle of it, this one will put a smile on your face for sure!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Take Home a Souvenir')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 04/20/2022.
Print length: 22 pages.

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