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The Arguing Husband & the Feisty Wife - To save himself he has to win at sex - cover

The Arguing Husband & the Feisty Wife - To save himself he has to win at sex

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

To save himself, he has to win at sex.
 
Jacob and his cute wife argue—a lot! But when they get into a fight over the size of their bathtub, things really threaten to get out of hand! With a high stakes bet, Jacob puts his own safety on the line.
 
If he can't do his wife three different ways in their bathtub, he's done for.
 
Sounds easy, don't you think? Especially when she's such a hottie! But with a wife that's determined to be right, that slender body and sweet smile become deadly weapons. To win the bet and save himself, Jacob has no choice but to take drastic measures. He has to do what he's never done before while humping his wife.
 
If she doesn't kill him, it might just work.
 
The Arguing Husband & the Feisty Wife is the seventh installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you're married or ever planning to, and want to see a hilarious bathroom argument spin completely out of control, then this story will definitely put a big smile on your face!
 
Read it now!
 
(previously published as 'Gladly Proven Wrong')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 04/13/2022.
Print length: 16 pages.

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