¡Acompáñanos a viajar por el mundo de los libros!
Añadir este libro a la estantería
Grey
Escribe un nuevo comentario Default profile 50px
Grey
Suscríbete para leer el libro completo o lee las primeras páginas gratis.
All characters reduced
Pyro Penny & the Burning Shopkeeper - You're SURE you want to play with Penny? - cover

Pyro Penny & the Burning Shopkeeper - You're SURE you want to play with Penny?

Bjorn Peeters

Editorial: Tales Of Peeters

  • 0
  • 0
  • 0

Sinopsis

You're SURE you want to play with Penny?
 
Mr. Radcliff hired a beautiful blonde to be his assistant in the store, and boy is he happy about it! Not only is she sizzling hot, she's willing to play naughty on top of the counter. But... there's one problem.
 
Penny likes to play with fire!
 
That fancy lighter of hers comes out at the most unusual (and dangerous) moments. And while setting things on fire turns her on, Mr. Radcliff is afraid she'll burn off his face. Or worse, barbecue his wiener!
 
Bur even with your wiener's safety at stake, could you resist a girl like Penny?
 
Pyro Penny & the Burning Shopkeeper is the ninth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you enjoy fun-filled comedy where men abandon all sense (and regards for their own safety) to play naughty with a smoking hot blonde, this one will have you roaring with laughter.
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Pyro Penny as a Seafood Saleswoman')
 
---
 
FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
---
 
Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Disponible desde: 13/04/2022.
Longitud de impresión: 19 páginas.

Otros libros que te pueden interesar

  • The Metamorphosis and Other Tales - cover

    The Metamorphosis and Other Tales

    Franz Kafka

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    "The Metamorphosis and Other Tales" by Franz Kafka is a collection that thrusts readers into the surreal depths of alienation and existential anxiety. The centerpiece, "The Metamorphosis," tells of Gregor Samsa, a man who awakens transformed into a monstrous insect, exploring themes of isolation and human condition. Accompanied by Kafka's other short stories, each narrative delves into the struggles of individuals confronting oppressive and bewildering forces, revealing the complexities of identity and existence. A haunting journey through the bizarre and profound.
    Ver libro
  • The Wendigo - cover

    The Wendigo

    Algernon Blackwood

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    A monster lurks in the Canadian forests. If the legends are to be believed, a small band of hunters is about to meet the Wendigo.  
    The legend of the Wendigo originates from folk stories from the Plains and Great Lakes Native Americans. The creature is a malevolent spirit, known to possess and even eat humans.  
    Algernon Blackwood crafts this ghostly tale masterfully, filling it with atmosphere, tension, and drama.
    Ver libro
  • Soulcatcher - And Other Stories - cover

    Soulcatcher - And Other Stories

    Charles Johnson

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Short stories inspired by the history of slavery in America, by the National Book Award–winning author of Middle Passage. Nothing has had as profound an effect on American life as slavery. For blacks and whites alike, the experience has left us with a conflicted and contradictory history. Now, famed novelist Charles Johnson, whose Middle Passage won the National Book Award, presents a dozen tales of the effects and experience of slavery, each based on historical fact, and each about those Africans who arrived on our shores in shackles. From Martha Washington’s management of her slaves, bequeathed to her at the death of the first president, to a boy chained in the bowels of a ship plying the infamous passage from Africa to the South laden with human cargo, from a lynching in Indiana to a hunter of escaped slaves searching the Boston market for his quarry, from an early Quaker meeting exploring resettlement in Africa to the day after Emancipation—the voices, terrors, and savagery of slavery come vividly and unforgettably to life. “[These] highly detailed short historical fictions bring to life this most shameful period in our nation’s history.” —The New York Times Book Review
    Ver libro
  • Lonesome Rider and Wilde Imaginings - Two Novellas in One - cover

    Lonesome Rider and Wilde...

    Heather Graham

    • 2
    • 3
    • 0
    Two novellas of love, secrets, and heart-stopping adventure from bestselling author Heather Graham In “Lonesome Rider,” born to a Sioux mother and a white father, Blade McKenna grew up between two opposing worlds, never wholly belonging to either. The Civil War brought him yet more sorrow and loss. Now Blade is a man who lives only for revenge. This violent, merciless wilderness is no place for beautiful Easterner Jessica Dylan, who is on her own mission to clear her late husband’s name. Rescuing the elegant, emerald-eyed beauty from marauding Apaches exacts a higher price than Blade is willing to pay. Unless the promise of love can ease a bitter loner’s heart . . . In “Wilde Imaginings,” Allyssa Evigan arrives in an ancient town on the English moors to claim her inheritance. She has no idea why the great-grandfather she never knew left her magnificent Fairhaven Castle—or why her mother died with words of guilt on her tongue. And who is the dark, haunting stranger who fetches her at the station on his midnight steed? Handsome, brooding Brian Wilde, who lives at a hunting lodge nearby, denies ever having seen her before. Is Allyssa losing her mind? Or is danger stalking her? Brian’s touch might fill her with fire, but Allyssa begins to fear that he is the keeper of the castle’s deadly secrets. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Heather Graham, including rare photos from the author’s personal collection. 
    Ver libro
  • Revenge - Eleven Dark Tales - cover

    Revenge - Eleven Dark Tales

    Yoko Ogawa

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    An aspiring writer moves into a new apartment and discovers that her landlady has murdered her husband. Elsewhere, an accomplished surgeon is approached by a cabaret singer, whose beautiful appearance belies the grotesque condition of her heart. And while the surgeon's jealous lover vows to kill him, a violent envy also stirs in the soul of a lonely craftsman. Desire meets with impulse and erupts, attracting the attention of the surgeon's neighbor-who is drawn to a decaying residence that is now home to instruments of human torture. Murderers and mourners, mothers and children, lovers and innocent bystanders-their fates converge in an ominous and darkly beautiful web.Yoko Ogawa's Revenge is a master class in the macabre that will haunt you to the very end.
    Ver libro
  • The Birthplace - cover

    The Birthplace

    Henry James

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Neither the name of Shakespeare nor that of Stratford appears directly in this short piece by James, and yet both are absolutely central to his plot. The story has to do with Mr. and Mrs. Gedge, tempted away from a dreary northern town library, which he runs, to become the wardens – caretakers and tour guides – of the house where the greatest writer of the English language was born, and in which he grew up.Or did he? There is, after all, a paucity of facts about His life (in James's text, that pronoun is always capitalized, as befits a deity) and only the slenderest of historical evidence about the existence of such a man. No matter; what is important is the myth of his life, and the myth needs to be cared for and fostered so that crowds upon crowds of tourists may come, and, with a proper reverence, worship at His Birthplace.And yet it is only myth, and the more he thinks of it, the unhappier poor honest Gedge becomes (to Mrs. Gedge, however, a job is a job, and too much speculation on reality might perhaps lead to dismissal). James himself was high skeptical about the Shakespeare question (who actually did write all those plays?) But that's not the point here. Rather the story has to do with the making of a shrine, the selling of its wares (commodification, to use a fancy word) and the priesthood needed to protect the myths necessary to its existence.What should the skeptical Gedge do about it? What, if anything, will he do? (Introduction by Nicholas Clifford)
    Ver libro