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Pyro Penny & the Burning Farmer - You're SURE you want to play with Penny? - cover

Pyro Penny & the Burning Farmer - You're SURE you want to play with Penny?

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

You're SURE you want to play with Penny?
 
When a stunning blonde asks to rent the loft in his barn, Davis Dutch is not sure at first. But he changes his mind when he realizes what a great wife she would make to him. Only, there's a problem.
 
Penny likes to play with fire.
 
Her three-flame lighter comes out at the most unexpected moments, and that's not just dangerous for the barn she'll live in. Davis soon finds out her love of fire is equally dangerous for a farmer with his pants down.
 
But after living as a bachelor for so long, can he resist a bombshell like Penny?
 
Pyro Penny & the Burning Farmer is the twelfth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you enjoy fun-filled comedy where men throw caution to the wind for a chance to play naughty with a smoking hot blonde, this episode will make your day!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Pyro Penny as a Farmer's Wife')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 04/19/2022.
Print length: 21 pages.

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