Best Cop in Town - When they’re pushed too far the BEAST awakens

Bjorn Peeters

Summary

All of us get angry at some point; it’s human nature. But sometimes, one of us gets pushed just a little too far – and then THE BEAST awakens. Find out what happens when it does, in this knee-slapping Bjorn Peeters comedy series.We’ve all been raised to play nice. Yes Ma’am, no Sir. I keep on smiling, even when you insult me for the third time in five minutes. But deep inside slumbers a beast of rage, hidden from the world. It’s kept in chains, sedated. Has to be. Yet sometimes, when pushed too far… it AWAKENS. Then s**t hits the fan, with all manner of unpredictable and often ridiculous consequences.Take Kurt, who wants nothing better than to be the best cop in town. Why can’t the world just see how good he really is? He tries hard enough, doesn’t he? And when push comes to shove he doesn’t let anyone insult the badge!

Do you like laugh-out-loud comedy that pokes fun at rage, while at the same time pointing out some basic human psychology? Then give this new comedy series by Bjorn Peeters a try. Each story is a straight to the point half-hour read of fun and laughs—perfect to enjoy during a break at work, your commute,... or whenever you’re ready to flip out, and need to relax and have a laugh.

All stories in the series can be read independently, in any order you like.

Don’t read a lot? Or is English your second language? BJORN PEETERS comedies are FOR ADULTS, but at the same time EASY TO READ. Typically scoring 80+ on the Flesch–Kincaid readability scales.

Available since: 09/08/2021.

Print length: 16 pages.

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