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All Your Fault - When they are pushed too far the BEAST awakens - cover

All Your Fault - When they are pushed too far the BEAST awakens

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

All of us get angry at some point; it’s human nature. But sometimes, one of us gets pushed just a little too far – and then THE BEAST awakens. Find out what happens when it does, in this knee-slapping Bjorn Peeters comedy series.We’ve all been raised to play nice. Yes Ma’am, no Sir. I keep on smiling, even when you insult me for the third time in five minutes. But deep inside slumbers a beast of rage, hidden from the world. It’s kept in chains, sedated. Has to be. Yet sometimes, when pushed too far… it AWAKENS. Then s**t hits the fan, with all manner of unpredictable and often ridiculous consequences.Take Lise, a little girl of seven. She likes unicorns and fairy's. But she doesn’t live in a magic wonderland. She lives in the real world. And sometimes the real world can push you just a little too far… and then all hell breaks loose.
 
Do you like laugh-out-loud comedy that pokes fun at rage, while at the same time pointing out some basic human psychology? Then give this new comedy series by Bjorn Peeters a try. Each story is a straight to the point half-hour read of fun and laughs—perfect to enjoy during a break at work, your commute,... or whenever you’re ready to flip out, and need to relax and have a laugh.
 
All stories in the series can be read independently, in any order you like.
 
Don’t read a lot? Or is English your second language? BJORN PEETERS comedies are FOR ADULTS, but at the same time EASY TO READ. Typically scoring 80+ on the Flesch–Kincaid readability scales.
Available since: 08/27/2021.
Print length: 12 pages.

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