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Clueless Girl Troubles - Her former rich-girl life is a smoking crater time for a fresh start! - cover

Clueless Girl Troubles - Her former rich-girl life is a smoking crater time for a fresh start!

Bjorn J. Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

Her former rich-girl life is a smoking crater... time for a fresh start!
 
After her dad kicked her out, Lorette Howland's life took quite the turn. Instead of a penthouse and a no-limit credit card, she's now the not-so-proud owner of a building full of mold and trouble, and sleeps on a blanket on the floor.
 
The world thinks she'll soon be found in some dirty back alley. Dead from booze and being too damn clueless to live in the real world. Even her few friends think she's heading full speed for disaster.
 
But Lorette never gave a damn what other people thought of her. And she's not about to start.
 
Now that she has come to terms (sort of) with her new situation, Lorette is ready to start turning both her life and her nightmare building into a jaw-dropping success!
 
First on the list: making sure she has a less shameful place to pee and an actual bed to sleep in!
 
However, as her own life entangles with that of her new friends and her tenants, Lorette finds out that living in the real world is more complicated than just finding out where furniture comes from.
 
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KEEP YOUR MILLIONS, DADDY! is an epic twelve-book comedy series following the adventures of former out-of-control rich girl party princess Lorette Howland, as she tries to flip a nightmarish 20-floor apartment building—not to mention her own life! If you're looking for a joke-filled series you can get happily lost in, an endearing cast of funny and quirky characters, and a mix of funny and heartwarming moments showing the value of friendship, love, and never ever giving up... then this is the series for you!
Available since: 07/01/2023.
Print length: 239 pages.

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