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"The Grocery Store" - cover

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"The Grocery Store"

Ben Keiper, Sam Crider

Publisher: Sebastian Schug

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Summary

A short story about a quaint grocery store, and its annoying customers. 
Disclaimer: This work of fiction is a novelized adaptation of YouTubers Ben Keiper and Sam Crider's early 2007 video entitled "The Grocery Store." The ideas, stories, and factors otherwise encompassing the aforementioned belong solely to the original creators. 
Sebastian Schug Publishing does not hold any copyrights to the original usage of LEGO products found in the video, or in any mention of LEGO products throughout this published work.
Available since: 08/15/2019.

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