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Life Lessons from Your Dog - cover

Life Lessons from Your Dog

Anthony Rubino

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

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Summary

A collection of canine wisdom to put a smile on your face and wag in your tail . . .  
 
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it’s yours. If it doesn’t come back, bark and bark and then bark and bark and just bark and bark and bark and bark and bark. 
 
A fool and his half a sandwich are soon parted. 
 
Berber carpets make pretty good butt scratchers. Persian rugs will do in a pinch if the pile is deep enough. But shag! Oh, shag is just a little slice of heaven. 
 
Dogs live life with a joy and abandon most humans envy. This book of sayings and dog-isms will give you a glimpse into the canine psyche. It will amuse, and maybe inspire . . . no, probably just amuse anyone who loves dogs. Includes illustrations!
Available since: 07/15/2007.
Print length: 157 pages.

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