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"I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating." ~ Mark Twain 
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." ~ Elayne Boosler 
There's no sauce in the world like hunger." ~ Miguel de Cervantes 
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." ~ Laurence J. Peter 
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think." ~ George Carlin 
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?" ~ Barbra Streisand 
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." ~ Steven Wright 
"Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers." ~ George Carlin 
"Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it." ~ George Carlin 
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Duration: 17 minutes (00:17:28)
Publishing date: 2020-01-08; Unabridged; Copyright Year: — Copyright Statment: —

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