Join us on a literary world trip!
Add this book to bookshelf
Grey
Write a new comment Default profile 50px
Grey
Subscribe to read the full book or read the first pages for free!
All characters reduced
How to Be a Dictator - An Irreverent Guide - cover

We are sorry! The publisher (or author) gave us the instruction to take down this book from our catalog. But please don't worry, you still have more than 500,000 other books you can enjoy!

How to Be a Dictator - An Irreverent Guide

Mikal Hem

Publisher: Arcade Publishing

  • 0
  • 0
  • 0

Summary

A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide to Becoming a Dictator, Based on the Outrageous, Scandalous, and Excessive Behavior of Dictators Past and Present Who hasn’t dreamed of one day ruling your own country? Along with great power comes unlimited influence, control, admiration, and often wealth. How to Be a Dictator will teach you the tricks of the trade—how to rise to the top and stay in power, and how to enjoy the fruits of your excellence.Featuring examples from the most successful leaders and regimes in the business, including Kim Jong Il, Robert Mugabe, Muammar Gaddafi, Nicolae Ceausescu, François “Papa Doc” Duvalier, and many others, this handy guide offers ten easy lessons on becoming and acting like a dictator from how to rig an election and create your own personality cult to the dos and don’ts of dictator fashion. Other topics include: how to become wealthy and spend your fortune, sleeping around, expressing your literary genius, and how to avoid being toppled, exiled, and or meeting any other dismal end. Combining black humor with political insights, How to Be a Dictator is peppered with horrifying and hilarious stories from some of the most eccentric modern world leaders.
Available since: 06/06/2017.

Other books that might interest you

  • Relatively Well - cover

    Relatively Well

    Dave Foley

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Relatively Well follows Dave's journey to survive a world that seems intent on crushing his spirit. Everything's on the table, from the people who don't believe in science, to his misadventures in the romance department.
    Show book
  • Saint Wally - cover

    Saint Wally

    Courtney Taylor

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Walter Matthews kills himself and arrives in Heaven's Waiting Room, where he witnesses a misdeed that quickly culminates in the abduction of the Almighty. Getting God back is a responsibility charged to Creation's Vice President, Jesus H. Christ, who isn't quite sure he's up to the job. So begins an inter-Dimensional adventure with a cast of trillions, in which Jesus and Walter have to restore the Good Lord to His throne before All Existence is destroyed. 
      
    Mad, cheeky, satirical, and yet thoroughly human and warm. A great, mind-bending, screwed-up, curly-worded story. A ripping, runaway ride through the realms of the afterlife.
    Show book
  • Little Nuggets of Wisdom - cover

    Little Nuggets of Wisdom

    Chuy Bravo, Tom Brunelle

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Now anyone can live and love the Chuy Bravo way, thanks to this audiobook and its little nuggets of advice covering family, finances, friendship, fashion, travel, food, fitness, and more.  The audiobook also contains the first-ever comprehensive Chuy Bravo autobio documenting his extraordinary life.Love Nugget SampleSurprising your lover with a weekend trip is always a great way to score points.  Another way is to not cheat on them with a Carnival Cruise shuffleboard instructor on the way to Ensenada.Food Nugget SampleIf you don't think Lipton Onion Soup Mix with sour cream is the best dip in the world, then you and your dumb-ass taste buds need to fuck off big time.Finance Nugget SampleInvest in hog farms.  People love bacon.  Sorry, PETA, but it's amazing.Family Nugget SampleIf you trace your family heritage and discover you're from a long line of brutal slave owners, it's totally okay to kill the graduate student from the local college who helped you do the research.  Entertainment Nugget SampleIf this is Matthew McConaughy listening to this book, please stop making romantic comedies.
    Show book
  • Love and Freindship - cover

    Love and Freindship

    Jane Austen

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Love and Freindship [sic] is a juvenile story by Jane Austen, dated 1790, when Austen was 14 years old. Love and Freindship (the misspelling is one of many in the story) is clearly a parody of romantic novels Austen read as a child. This is clear even from the subtitle, "Deceived in Freindship and Betrayed in Love," which neatly undercuts the title.Written in epistolary form, it resembles a fairy tale as much as anything else, featuring wild coincidences and turns of fortune, but Austen is determined to lampoon the conventions of romantic stories, right down to the utter failure of romantic fainting spells, which always turn out dreadfully for the female characters.In this story one can see the development of Austen's sharp wit and disdain for romantic sensibility, so characteristic of her later novels.Summary revised from Wikipedia by Cori Samuel. Music from Schubert's Fantasy in C Major, at musopen.org.
    Show book
  • Yes I Can Say That - When They Come for the Comedians We Are All in Trouble - cover

    Yes I Can Say That - When They...

    Judy Gold

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    ""No one makes me laugh harder than Judy Gold. If I had to pick one comedian to write a book about free speech, it would be Judy."" – Amy Schumer 
    From award-winning comedian Judy Gold, an equal parts thoughtful and hilarious polemic on the current efforts to censor comedians, arguing that they undermine the art—and purpose—of comedy itself. 
    “You can say anything that comes to mind as long as it is funny.” — Richard Pryor 
    The fallout after Michelle Wolf’s roast at the 2018 White House Correspondent’s Dinner, Samantha Bee’s forced apology after calling Ivanka Trump a “feckless c*nt,” Kathy Griffin’s being “blacklisted” from Hollywood after posting a photo with what looked like the president’s severed head, all represent a dangerous and growing trend—to censor comedians. 
    In Yes I Can Say That, comedy veteran Judy Gold argues that ""no one has the right to tell comics what they can or cannot joke about…. Laughter is a unifier. It's the best medicine. It's also the most palatable way to bring up seditious, subversive topics.” For Gold, nothing is more insidious than enforcing silence and repressing jokes—the job of a comedian is to expose society's demons, and confront them head-on, no prisoners allowed. In ten impassioned polemics, she frames comedy as a tool of empowerment, a way to reclaim hateful rhetoric and battle the democracy-crushing plight of censorship. 
    Uninhibited and bold, Gold is as skilled at making readers laugh as she is at exposing uncomfortable truths about our culture and society. In this era of partisan politics and gaping inequalities, Yes I Can Say That is the refreshingly candid, wickedly funny and deliciously blunt manifesto we need. 
    Show book
  • David Copperfield - cover

    David Copperfield

    Charles Dickens

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    The story deals with the life of David Copperfield from childhood to maturity. David's father had died six months before he was born, and seven years later, his mother remarries but David and his step-father don’t get on and he is sent to boarding school. As David settles into life we are taken along with him and meet a dazzling array of characters, some of whom we will never forget and some of whom we won't want to remember!
    Show book