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Teachers - Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes - cover

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Teachers - Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes

Publishing Andrews McMeel

Maison d'édition: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC

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Synopsis

Celebrate America’s teachers with this delightful compendium of wit and wisdom on the subject of education. With more than 150 jokes, quotes, and anecdotes, this little volume honors the vital role teachers play in our lives. Entries from great minds across the ages—ranging from Aristotle to Mark Twain and beyond—remind us that educators not only help shape who we are, but society as a whole. After all, as Rudyard Kipling once said, “he who can reach a child’s heart can reach the world’s heart.”
Disponible depuis: 18/12/2012.
Longueur d'impression: 145 pages.

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