Rejoignez-nous pour un voyage dans le monde des livres!
Ajouter ce livre à l'électronique
Grey
Ecrivez un nouveau commentaire Default profile 50px
Grey
Abonnez-vous pour lire le livre complet ou lisez les premières pages gratuitement!
All characters reduced
The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! - Over 476 Jokes to Crack Up Your Friends - cover

The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! - Over 476 Jokes to Crack Up Your Friends

Press Editors of Portable

Maison d'édition: Portable Press

  • 0
  • 0
  • 0

Synopsis

A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family!Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever!The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling:Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts.Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
Disponible depuis: 01/05/2017.
Longueur d'impression: 128 pages.

D'autres livres qui pourraient vous intéresser

  • 111 Places in Liverpool that you shouldn't miss - cover

    111 Places in Liverpool that you...

    Peter de Figueiredo, Julian...

    • 0
    • 1
    • 0
    Liverpool's unique history as an international port and a cultural melting pot has given it a character all its own. The city has produced music that conquered the world and is home to more historic buildings than any other British metropolis outside London. It features two magnificant cathedrals and many world famous museums. But beyond it's renowned exterior, is a labryinth of places hidden and unknown. 
    This deliciously offbeat guidebook will lead you to a different Liverpool: down tunnels, up skyscrapers, and into secret bars, speciality shops, and disused factories. You will see Balenciaga trainers and football trophies, rolling bridges and disappearing statues, Liver Birds and suitcases, extravagent cakes and cast-iron churchs. Explore Britain's first mosque. Wander a roof garden of wild flowers, where different species bloom each month of the year. Marvel at the world's most expensive book or largest brick building (27 million bricks!). Relax in a hip tea bar with over 50 varieties of tea (loose leaf, naturally); or visit a place where you can drink Dandelion and Burdock with your fish and chips. Think you know Liverpool? Think again! Whether you're a first-time tourist, a repeat visitor, or a longtime local, prepare to be charmed and surprised by 111 eccentric and unusual places you'd never expect to find in the city best known for football and the Fab Four.
    
    Liverpool ist einzigartig: Seine Geschichte, der internationale Hafen, die zahlreichen historischen Gebäude und die Musik, die von hier aus die Welt eroberte, geben der Stadt diesen ganz eigenen Charakter. Zwei prachtvolle Kathedralen und viele weltberühmte Museen runden das Bild ab. Aber hinter dieser Fassade gibt es ein Labyrinth von versteckten und unbekannten Orten. Dieses Buch führt Sie zu ihnen: unter die Stadt, auf einen Wolkenkratzer, in geheime Bars, in besondere Geschäfte und in stillgelegte Fabriken. Entdecken Sie rollende Brücken, hippe Tee-Bars und verschwundene Statuen.
    Voir livre
  • The Passenger Pigeon - cover

    The Passenger Pigeon

    William B. Mershon

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Not Yet Available
    Voir livre
  • Communication in Marriage - The Art of Positive Communication and How to Overcome Conflicts in Relationships and Grow Together - cover

    Communication in Marriage - The...

    Rina Mcnally

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Communicate with clarity and confidenceUse communication skills to improve marriageImprove awareness; think more clearly and communicate more conciselyKnow how to effectively communicate with partnerYou will be able to identify communication mistakes you and your partner are making which are leading to tension and arguments.You will learn some of the top communication strategies in order to listen, be heard and reduce conflict in your relationships. 
    Communication builds up your relationship. Lack of it can keep partners apart, and over time, lose affection and feelings for one another, even as they live under the same roof. Communication is the nourishment of relationships. Not just marriage relationship, relating with your coworkers, friends, families, kids, and parents demand some amount of effective communication and at a certain quality. 
    Health-wise, effective communication reduces your stress level. In older couples, the cases of high blood pressure are reduced as couples will have less to worry about once issues are being discussed effectively.Importance of Communication in marriageWhat makes marriages work?Pathways of Effective Communication within MarriageRules for Effective CommunicationThe Art of Positive Marriage CommunicationHow to Utilizing the ABCs of Good CommunicationThe Mirror MethodWays to Effectively Become Emotionally Open In Your RelationshipUnderstand the True Meaning of Perfect RelationshipsThe Art of Intent ListeningSolving Intimacy ProblemsWho is the target audience? 
    This book is for anyone who wants to improve communication to have a happier and healthier relationship with their significant other.
    Voir livre
  • Hidden History of Long Island - cover

    Hidden History of Long Island

    Richard Panchyk

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    True stories, fun facts, and photos that reveal the little-known secrets of New York’s Long Island.   Long Island’s history is filled with fascinating firsts, magnificent mansions, and colorful characters. From Glenn Curtiss, the first pilot to fly a plane on the island, to Earle Ovington, who carried the country’s first airmail, the area has been known as the cradle of aviation. Millionaire William K. Vanderbilt’s Long Island Motor Parkway, remnants of which still remain, was the nation's first highway. The desolate ruins of an exiled Albanian king’s estate lie in the midst of the woods of the Muttontown Preserve. Captain William Kidd, pirate chaser turned pirate, is rumored to have buried treasure on the island. With these stories and more, Richard Panchyk reveals the rapidly vanishing traces of Long Island’s intriguing history.   “Amazing and unknown historical gems.”—Queens Gazette
    Voir livre
  • Quilt As-You-Go Made Modern - Fresh Techniques for Busy Quilters - cover

    Quilt As-You-Go Made Modern -...

    Jera Brandvig

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Learn to create modern quilts more quickly and easily than ever with this popular method, featuring thirteen projects and twenty-five bonus ideas. Do you believe rules were meant to be broken? If so, this improvisational quilt-as-you-go technique is for you. Instead of dealing with precise paper patterns and cutting measurements, you’ll learn how to piece fabric onto small, manageable batting blocks. Let your creative juices flow as you quilt directly on the blocks (not the whole quilt!), whether in large abstract zigzags or small structured stitches. After the blocks have been joined, all you need to do is add backing fabric and binding, and—voila—it’s finished!   A modern approach to quilting that’s fresh, fun, and simpler than it sounds; it will change the way you quilt (for the better) Great for moms or anyone with a busy schedule—these thirteen projects are easy to transport because they make it simple to pick up where you left off Go your own way: This method allows you to use a pattern or improvise, creating a wide variety of design options Save money! Learn how to finish your own quilts without the use of a longarm professional “Quilting is easier than ever with Jera Brandvig’s modern spin on the popular quilt-as-you-go technique.” —Modern Quilts Unlimited“Quilt-as-you-go (QAYG) is one of those techniques that every quilter is curious about trying, but can be daunting as the process is so different to the traditional process of making a quilt top and then quilting it. . . . The book introduces the technique very thoroughly, so you can clearly understand the difference between traditional piecing and quilting and QAYG. Then there’s a great selection of gorgeous quilts that are sure to appeal to the modern quilter. A must if you’ve ever thought about trying QAYG and haven’t had a clue where to start.” —Make Modern Magazine
    Voir livre
  • Secrets of Santorini - Escape to the Greek Islands with this gorgeous beach read - cover

    Secrets of Santorini - Escape to...

    Patricia Wilson

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    She'll uncover the shocking secrets of her past in paradise . . . Sent away to convent school at the age of six, Irini McGuire has never really known her celebrated archaeologist mother, Bridget, who lives on the paradise island of Santorini. So, when Irini receives news that Bridget has been injured at a dig and is in coma she knows it is time to return to the island of her birth.  Discovering her mother's notes, and driven by rumours that her mother's injury was no accident, Irini starts to reveal the dark secrets behind her family's separation.Can she unearth the truth about her parents and her past before it is too late?
    Voir livre