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Don't Call Me Chip

Neil O'Donnell

Publisher: Next Chapter

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Summary

Don't mess with Timothy.
 
He might seem like your average chipmunk who loves seeds, sunbathing and enjoying a quiet life in the suburbs. But after new neighbors move in and wreak havoc, they will have to come face to face with his wit and resourcefulness.
 
The last straw is that the new neighbors keep calling him Chip. Convincing all manner of rodents and other small wildlife to work together, Timothy launches an assault against their invasive neighbors.
 
Based on a true character, this book is a clean, fun read for eight-grade reading level and over.
Available since: 01/22/2022.

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