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Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? - Actual Quotes from an Actual Toddler to Her Actual Dad - cover

Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? - Actual Quotes from an Actual Toddler to Her Actual Dad

Matthew Carroll

Maison d'édition: ABRAMS Image

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A father shares hilarious quotations from his young daughter in this heartwarming compilation. Single father Matthew Carroll didn’t always have someone to share in his frequent laughter and incredulity at the things said by his young daughter, Morgan. So he wrote down her best quotes to share with family and friends but soon discovered anyone could appreciate her pronouncements on topics such as sharing food, falling in love, growing up, where babies come from, and the dietary preferences of fairies. Can I Sit on Your Lap While You’re Pooping? is the compilation of the hilarious, crazy, and touching things said by a little girl, but it’s also the irresistible documentation of the love between a parent and child.
Disponible depuis: 08/03/2016.
Longueur d'impression: 146 pages.

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