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Dad Jokes 500+ 2025 - The Family Comedian Premier CollectionDad Jokes BookFunny Dad JokesBest Dad JokesCorny JokesPun BookGift for DadFathers Day

Matt Kingsley

Maison d'édition: Publishdrive

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Synopsis

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Pun-lovers of All Ages! Roll up your sleeves, dust off those funny bones, and brace yourself for the most hysterically groan-worthy experience of your lifetime. Presenting... “Dad Jokes:”
 
Have you ever thought to yourself, “I need more puns in my life?” Of course you have! That's exactly what every enlightened human thinks during their morning coffee. And guess what? We’ve got your back. This isn’t just a book – it’s an absolute FUNnado of dad jokes that promise to blow those Monday blues far, far away (preferably to another galaxy).
 
Now, you might be wondering, "Why on Earth would I want to read a compilation of dad jokes?" That’s a valid question, and we have three a-moo-singly compelling answers:
 
Instant Stardom at BBQs: With this book in hand, you can single-handedly become the life of any party, barbecue, or even a quiet evening dinner. Unleash a joke from our arsenal and watch as the entire room groans in perfect harmony. That's right, nothing binds humans together better than a collective groan!
 
Perfect Icebreakers: Awkward elevator ride with your boss? A weird silence on a first date? Or perhaps a tense family dinner? Fret not! Dad jokes are the Swiss Army knife of conversations – universally appropriate and impeccably timed. "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!" See? The room just got 78% less awkward.
 
Science Says So: Not really, but we like to think that laughter adds years to your life. And if that pseudo-factoid were true, this book would probably make you immortal. Seriously.
Disponible depuis: 06/09/2025.
Longueur d'impression: 20 pages.

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