Racist Jokes
Joe King
Maison d'édition: MARINE PUBLISHING
Synopsis
Lot of of hilarious and funny jokes !Have fun and laugh!
Maison d'édition: MARINE PUBLISHING
Lot of of hilarious and funny jokes !Have fun and laugh!
A former private detective with a penchant for trouble stumbles into a deadly conspiracy that puts him in a killer's crosshairs in this witty crime novel. Former police officer turned private detective Davis Reed is taking refuge in the mountains of Cruso, North Carolina, after a run-in with a biker gang dealt him an unfavorable hand. When respected real estate agent Prentiss Wells is killed by an errant golf ball, Davis has no reason to suspect it wasn't an accident. But then a wealthy couple hires him to prove the death was murder and catch the killer. In desperate need of cash, Davis takes the job. While Davis investigates who had the motive to kill Prentiss, Elizabeth Harper, an accountant who stirs butterflies in Davis's stomach, uncovers a tangled mess of shady real estate deals linked to Prentiss's firm. As the case garners media attention, Davis must carefully navigate a minefield of secrets and lies. With the help of his friend Dale Johnson, a local deputy whose mood changes with the wind, and Dale's cousin Floppy, a mad-genius, motor-mouthed mechanic, Davis sets out to uncover a mystery that runs much deeper than he thinks.Voir livre
"Ever been so hurt that you want to go to one's mama,
and ask why she did not beat their butt?
Somehow.
You thought the relationship was a lasting forever,
but it was an artificial, long-term shortcut.
You didn't even know what was up.
You were just the Bonnie and Clyde...
loyal, giving peace, a symbol of good luck.
What God has joined together,
let no man put asunder.
How you let the enemy use you,
and put the relationship under?
Sex addiction. Infidelity.
Lies. Deceit.
Actions were supposed to be stronger.
The trust is gone, pain exists.
You don't want to be in the relationship any longer.
What happened to getting on your knees?
Praying to God over miseries.
Having faith and working into victories.
Not living your greatest fantasies?
Please.
Who's the blame?
Depends on how you go about it.
The efforts you put in
is what you will get out of it.
Do not doubt it.
With God,
all things are possible...
fight your way around it.
A relationship that God has put together,
is a long-term forever.
You will know when you've found it." -Queen Pennin ("Color Me in the Lines-A Poetry Collection of God's Markers" 2024)
This series reflects the transformation of being a victim, into being a survivor. Then conquering past relationship trauma.
Queen Pennin authors this series and revolutionizes artistry by introducing a fusion of rap, poetry, and spoken word. This series aims to encourage and motivate positive transformation through stories of relationship tragedies where self-love emerges as the ultimate triumph.
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Is the town eccentric an EVIL GENIUS or MODEL CITIZEN?Rumors about his past include adventures overseas, Interpol, money laundering, gun running, international terrorism, witnesses disappearing without a trace, artificial intelligence, publishing empire, private jets, luxury hotels, hot women, sex research, an underground complex hidden behind a mausoleum hand-carved into a limestone cliff, and weaponization of humor.Elmer’s team of investigators includes Fred the infiltrator, Tucker the investigative journalist, Donald the executive, Dick the private detective, and James the retired intelligence officer.This book is based on actual people and events!Voir livre
Steve Beat shares yet another tale of adventure and mayhem this time, surrounding the mysterious lady in white, who makes her presence felt by playing her role in willing Steve Beat’s baseball hero to finally break out of his seemingly never ending batting slump. Steve Beat also shares his story about his bold and daring exploits by bicycle including his treacherous battle through the grueling Colorado countryside, where he meets his former partner in crime.Voir livre
The perfect book for any parent who has spun a tale or two, or first-time parents who need a little guidance on the art of fibbing! Remember all the small falsehoods you were told as a child, from carrots helping you see in the dark to Santa checking up on your behavior all year round? This book will guarantee laughs as you reminisce on the bizarre tales your younger self believed. And if you now have your own little rascals to look after, it might provide you with some invaluable lies for when you want them to behave. Sometimes it's the only way!Voir livre
In Death Makes A Mistake, P. F. Costello delivers a witty, noir-tinged comedy of errors that follows the hapless Reggie Van Fiddler as he stumbles into a most unfortunate appointment—with Death himself. Reggie, a cocktail-loving bon vivant with a knack for bad timing, finds his leisurely day at the club disrupted by the unsettling presence of Mr. Demise, a small, impeccably dressed man claiming to be Death’s emissary. What follows is a hilarious series of misadventures as Reggie, more annoyed than afraid, scrambles to outwit his unwanted visitor. But as it turns out, even Death can have an off day. Between bureaucratic blunders, misplaced assignment books, and one too many martinis, Mr. Demise proves himself less an ominous specter and more a bumbling rookie on his first job. With a delightful mix of supernatural satire and detective pulp charm, Death Makes A Mistake is a fast-paced romp through life, death, and the perils of poor paperwork. Perfect for fans of vintage noir comedies, Douglas Adams-style dark humor, and anyone who enjoys watching Death get flustered.Voir livre