Racist Jokes
Joe King
Verlag: MARINE PUBLISHING
Beschreibung
Lot of of hilarious and funny jokes !Have fun and laugh!
Verlag: MARINE PUBLISHING
Lot of of hilarious and funny jokes !Have fun and laugh!
A dark, satiric novel about a woman whose attempt to escape crises in her health and marriage ends up causing more chaos.Cat's career has stalled, her marriage has gone flat, and being a stay-at-home mom for two young kids has become a grind. When she finds out, all within a few days, that she is pregnant, that a lump in her breast is the worst thing it could be, and that her husband has done something unforgivably repulsive, she responds by running away from her marriage and her life — a life that, on the outside, looks like middle-class success. Her actions send waves of chaos through the lives of multiple characters, including a struggling house cleaner, a rich and charismatic yoga guru, and even an ailing dog. What follows is a dark comedy about marriage, motherhood, privilege, and power.Zum Buch
Step into a magical world of Easter wonder with "Face to Face with the Easter Bunny - A TJ Gram Interview", a delightful and heartwarming audiobook that brings you closer than ever to the iconic holiday figure himself! Narrated by the talented Phillip Freeman and Michelle Ochitwa, this enchanting audiobook takes you on an unforgettable journey into the life and secrets of Mr. E. Bunny. Join TJ Gram as he sits down for a once-in-a-lifetime, face-to-face interview with the Easter Bunny. Discover the fascinating origins of the Easter Bunny’s global operation, from how he produces the colorful eggs and delicious chocolates we all love to the heartwarming story of how he met his lovely wife. You’ll even get to meet his beloved pet rooster, Rhaymond! As a special treat, the Easter Bunny’s wife has shared the secret recipe for their famous Peanut Butter Eggs, exclusively revealed in this audiobook. Perfect for Easter enthusiasts, families, and anyone who loves holiday magic, this audiobook is packed with charm, humor, and behind-the-scenes insights that will leave you smiling from ear to ear. Produced by Audiobook Publishing Services, this engaging and family-friendly audiobook is brought to life by the captivating voices of Phillip Freeman and Michelle Ochitwa, making it a must-listen for Easter celebrations, road trips, or cozy family moments. Whether you’re a lifelong fan of Easter traditions or simply curious about the man behind the bunny ears, "Face to Face with the Easter Bunny - A TJ Gram Interview" is the perfect addition to your audiobook collection. Don’t miss this hoppin’ good time—download your copy today and make your Easter season extra special!Zum Buch
This was the last story published by Twain, a few months before he died. The story follows Captain Elias Stormfield on his extremely long cosmic journey to heaven. It deals with the obsession of souls with the "celebrities" of heaven, like Adam and Moses, who according to Twain become as distant to most people in heaven as living celebrities are on Earth. Twain uses this story to show his view that the common conception of heaven is ludicrous and points out the incongruities of such beliefs.A lot of the description of Heaven is given by the character Sandy McWilliams, a cranberry farmer who is very experienced in the ways of heaven. The heaven described by him is similar to the conventional Christian heaven, but includes a larger version of all the locations on Earth, as well as of everywhere in the universe. Once in heaven, the person spends eternity living as he thinks best, usually according to his true (sometimes undiscovered) talent. According to one of the characters, a cobbler who "has the soul of a poet in him won't have to make shoes here", implying that he would instead turn to poetry and achieve perfection in it.As Stormfield proceeds through heaven, he learns that his pre-conceptions of "heaven" are all wrong and a good part of the fun of the tale comes from Twain's revealing the "true facts" about what heaven is and how it works. (Introduction by Wikipedia and John Greenman)Zum Buch
This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. DIG HISTORY • TRAVEL LIGHT • EMBRACE CHAOS One very angry Louvre guard. Two suspiciously charming Eastern Europeans who may or may not be mafia hitmen. And a chain-smoking American dubbed Cruella. A history-obsessed writer and his beer-loving best friend, CJ, finally embark on their long-delayed European adventure. Armed with shaky navigation skills and an unquenchable thirst for craft beer, they stumble from London's plague pits to Rome's glories—and unearth history, misadventure, and a few unsolicited life lessons. Part historical deep dive, part pub crawl—Unearthed is for fans of Bill Bryson, and anyone who knows history goes down better with a pint.Zum Buch
All's fair in love and war . . . until the man you love to hate throws you in jail. Etta: Moving to Sweetkiss Creek was supposed to bring me closer to family and offer a fresh start. Instead, it feels like everything is spiraling out of control. First, there's my mischievous dog who has a knack for escaping and ending up at the police station. Then there's my ex, who has found away to give me a headache even from miles away. But the cherry on top of this chaotic sundae is Zac Wright, the infuriatingly charming man who also happens to be my nemesis. Zac: From the moment I laid eyes on Etta McCoy, I knew she was something special. She's drop-dead gorgeous, but her grumpy attitude could use a makeover. When my boss assigns me to organize a team bonding retreat, I'm partnered with Etta . . . and the more time we spend together, the more I realize her tough exterior is merely a candy-coated shell, and I want to be the one who cracks through and discovers the sweetness inside. A laugh-out-loud, heartwarming enemies to lovers rom-com with a grumpy main character, a sweeter than sunshine hero, two Schnauzers, and a couple of alpacas. Chemistry and tension collide in this closed-door romance!Zum Buch
A Time-Travel Romance with Heart, Heat, and Highland Fire Perfect for fans of Outlander, The Seven-Year Slip, Bridget Jones’s Diary, and About Time. He swears. She schemes. Together, they'll defy centuries.CAL: I cannae believe any of this is happening. The Portal hums beneath my boots at the edge of Loch Ness, prepared to spit me out into the present . . . but Mills and I are meant to go together!Torn apart at the last moment, I'm thrust into modern-day Aven Valley, heartbroken and hellbent on finding my way back to her.Christ, I dinnae care what it takes! The Campbell brothers are circling, and I'll need every ounce of fire—and help from Lila, Cam, and Hamish—to protect what matters most.MILLS: I never imagined building a life with Cal in 1645. Now, separated and preparing to raise our child in a world of clan rivalries and looming threats, I refuse to play the damsel.The MacDowell clan stands with me, but whispers of a massacre at Dunoon and a traitor in our ranks pull me into a web of danger. I'll protect our family and fight for our love. If the Portal thinks it can keep Cal from finding his way back to us, it's about to learn what I'm made of.Oh, and if one more Highlander tells me childbirth is "nae so bad," I'll start swinging my claymore.If you're a fan of swoony romances and time-travel adventure, you won't want to miss the all-new laugh-out-loud series from #1 International Bestselling Author Heather Grace Stewart! Contains mature themes.Zum Buch