Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse

Jack D. McLean

Maison d'édition: Next Chapter

Synopsis

Floyd Rampant is ready to cook – and humanity is on the menu.
 
After the celebrity chef rises from his grave, he aims to create a zombie army of chefs who will rule the world, using the human species as the main ingredient in their cordon bleu meals.
 
Can Floyd be stopped before it’s too late, or will we all end up roasted, then drizzled in a rich chasseur sauce?
 
Part horror story, part social satire, this novel gives you a fast-paced entrée of dread, followed by a main course of panic and a dessert of distress.
 
This book contains graphic sex and violence, and is not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

Disponible depuis: 08/02/2022.

Longueur d'impression: 333 pages.

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