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  After You with the Pistol

  Kyril Bonfiglioli

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  In the suspenseful and darkly funny sequel to Don’t Point that Thing at Me, married life only compounds the danger facing art dealer Charlie Mortdecai. 
   
  Art dealer and degenerate aristocrat Charlie Mortdecai has gotten himself into a spot of trouble over a certain stolen Goya. In order to save himself, he must marry the beautiful, sex-crazed and very, very rich Johanna Krampf. The fly in the ointment is that Johanna thinks nothing of involving poor Charlie in her life-threatening schemes such as monarch-assassination, heroin smuggling and - worst of all - survival training at a college for feminist spies.  
   
  In After You with the Pistol, British author and art dealer Kyril Bonfiglioli continues the exploits of his immortal, amoral art dealer Charlie Mortdecai. Picking up where the previous novel, Don’t Point that Thing at Me, leaves off, this sequel offers twice the twists, quips, and hair-raising schemes.

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  How to Fart - Louder Longer and...

  Dr. R. Sole PH.D.

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   There are many books on the market giving solutions on how to stop farting. But what is there for people who want to fart more? To fart louder? To fart longer? To fart stronger…both pressure wise, and smell wise? Those that want to become champions at passing wind? Those that want to exercise their right to free speech, and exercise their sphincters at the same time? Those who say to hell with the clean air bill? And to those who want to fart responsibly, and not leave skid marks. And to those that just want to have fun! 
  In this concise, no fluff (well, actually full of fluff and hot air) report you'll learn to do exactly what the audiobook title says... 
       Fart louder, longer and stronger. In this short listen you'll learn to build up the fart pressure with scientific food combining, and how to release it at will with advanced bowel control. Impress your friends, relatives, and partners. You'll be the talk of the town. Learn to create copious amounts of wind, and how to utilize it for best effect. You’ll learn how to generate the gas, how to control and propel it, and how to make it smell beastly! From meek and mild through too big, bold and offensive…in fact deadly! 
       Use these skills to clear a long bank queue, get a seat on a crowded train or bus, get extra legroom on a long flight, in fact the possibilities are endless. Go into stealth mode and watch people give each other the hairy eyeball as they try to figure out who dropped the clanger. Movie theaters, restaurants, amusement rides...nothing is safe...nothing is out of bounds. Get creative! Use your newfound superpowers to go above and beyond what others thought possible. Use shock and awe tactics. Singe people's nose hairs. Create havoc. Have them gagging, and gasping for air. 
  Included are lots of real farts sounds to add to the humor! Enjoy!

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  Staggering Hubris - The memoir...

  Josh Berry

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  'A pitch-perfect send-up' Evening StandardUnless you're a woman on Tinder between the ages of 19 and 30 in the Clapham area, or a high-end cocaine dealer operating in South West London, you probably won't have heard of Rafe Hubris, BA (Oxon).Despite that, he's a crucial figure in the life of our nation. As Boris Johnson's most classic special adviser (spad) at Number 10, he helped the UK government skilfully and efficiently control the Covid crisis, containing it for good by the end of 2020.In the first of what will doubtless be many memoirs as Rafe travels his own inevitable journey to the premiership, this fly-on-the-wall account documents his Year of 'Rona in its entirety (and iniquity).Even non-Oxbridge readers (for whom the author has taken care to keep his language as accessible as possible) will come away from this volume struck by how lucky we are to have him. Floreat Etona!**Note for non-Oxbridge readers: this means 'May Eton flourish' in Latin.****Latin is the language of Ancient Rome and its empire.

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  Homo Sapien Bob vs The World - A...

  Brian Jones

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  Homo Sapien Bob vs the World is an adventure of epic proportions. Mother Earth can’t understand why all of Earth’s Entities can’t get along the fish, the trees, the clouds, the mountains all seem to work it out throw in one Homo Sapien, and all hell breaks loose. 
  The ultimate competition between Homo Sapiens and Earth entities begins when they compete to see who adds more value to their presence on Earth. The winner gets to stay on the planet, and the loser well, let’s say outer space will start to get a little more crowded. We have a rocket, and who doesn’t love rockets. 
  Rex and Iggy are responsible for setting up and running these competitions, where all the craziness begins at World Mastermind Headquarters. Many characters like Mother Nature, Father Time, Meco, Scientists, rhinoceros, the whistler, and even Einstein, make a brief appearance and a host of others, each one crazier than the next.  
  What about Bob? He’s in the title, and yes, we have many Bob’s in fact, lots and lots of Bob’s. Bob’s are like lightbulbs interchangeable.  
  We have judges music songs and a ton of humor to make this the ultimate Bob adventure. So if you like Competition Elimination Rockets Outer Space and Bye-Bye, you are going to love this whale of a tale.  
  Sit back and be entertained and enjoy the ultimate Bob experience with Homo Sapien Bob vs The World. Cheers

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  The Old Fart's Guide to Survival

  Dawn Cawley

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  You might be getting on a bit but that doesn't mean life can't still be fun! Dawn Cawley, a paid-up member of The Old Fart's Club certainly isn't ready to be put out to pasture just yet and shares her tips and observations on life in the slow lane. From dealing with modern technology and grandkids to old friendships and going deaf, this quirky and humorous take on later life is a must-have survival guide for all the Old Farts who aim to grow old(er) disgracefully!

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  Little Lady Big Apple

  Hester Browne

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  As her alter ego, Honey, Melissa is the go-to woman for improving men's dating lives. But when her American boyfriend, Jonathan, invites her to New York for a holiday, he has one condition: the blonde wig stays at home.This is easier said than done, and before long Mel finds herself juggling a rude rising star who just happens to be an ex, Jonathan's manipulative ex-wife, an unruly terrier and escalating crises back at the agency. Can Melissa put the manners back into Manhattan? Or is this a challenge only the Little Lady Agency can handle?

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