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Alpacalypse Now - cover

Alpacalypse Now

Gwendolyn Silverstone

Maison d'édition: Publifye

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In "Alpacalypse Now," Tina Shears, a former Wall Street hotshot, finds herself thrust into the world of alpaca farming in the quaint town of Woolville. This fish-out-of-water tale blends sharp wit with absurdist humor as Tina fumbles through her new rural responsibilities, armed with nothing but her city smarts and a herd of surprisingly clever alpacas.   
The stakes rise when she uncovers a nefarious plot by a big agriculture corporation to transform Woolville into an industrial complex, forcing her to rally a ragtag group of quirky townsfolk to save their community. As Tina hilariously attempts to apply her corporate strategies to farm life, readers are treated to a delightful array of alpaca-themed puns and running gags.   
The novel cleverly satirizes both corporate culture and small-town dynamics, while weaving in themes of community, personal growth, and the unexpected wisdom found in the simplest of places. Through Tina's journey of learning to slow down and appreciate rural life, "Alpacalypse Now" offers a heartwarming and hilarious exploration of the paths life can take when we least expect it.
Disponible depuis: 28/09/2024.
Longueur d'impression: 260 pages.

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