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  Wotcha

  Kev Saunders

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  Wotcha'  a contraction of the 15th century English greeting 'what chere be with you?' Watcher n  a person who watches or observes somebody or something. A voyeur. Say WOTCHA! to Bart Raines, who's condemned forever to be a watcher after a childhood prank left his eyelid glued to his beloved telescope. Stuck with one eye that can't not see, he's turned voyeurism into a lucrative blackmail industry. Say WOTCHA! to former rock star, avid coke fiend, Richard 'Winston' Smith who's watched by millions  among them erstwhile school friend Bart, who's orchestrating revenge for Winston's teenage betrayal through the sinister global surveillance network he calls the Daisy Chain. Say WOTCHA! to high class whore Daisy Chains (neé Raines) and her teenage son Joe, who's abducted along with his girlfriend by a sinister 'Christian' cult, which leaves the kids to die, hogtied and helpless in a derelict drainage tunnel slowly filling with sewage. Watched by the world's media, Winston, Daisy and Bart reunite to use fame and the Daisy Chain to save two teenage lives  and their own souls  from the filth that's about to drown them. Wotcha! is a comic spit in the eye of born again zealots with a wink and a twinkle to the rest of us  but it's also deadly serious. Mining a rich seam of coalblack humour and sex, drugs and rock and roll, it starts on a bittersweet nostalgia trip and builds up to the pace of a thriller. CONTROVERSIAL STUFF? Its themes and explicit language make this a candidate for one of those 'parental advisory' stickers they put on CDs these days. Does that make WOTCHA! a book that people aged under sixteen shouldn't read? In the author's opinion  absolutely not. 'If rude words and references to sex, drugs and rock and roll upset you per se, this book's not for you. But if you believe, as I do, that a sense of humour is what separates "naughty" from "evil", I think you might enjoy this story, laugh at the funny bits, think about the serious bits and read the redemption between the lines.'

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  USA: Where Dogs Have More Rights...

  Robert Okine

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  This witty, satirical examination of dogs' rights in each American state spins the carefree lives of man's best friend into a surprising reflection on humanity itself... Okine makes a clear, convincing case that America truly is 'a dog's world.' — BookLife by Publishers Weekly, ★★★★★ 
  A funny and engaging look at American dog culture...Okine has an admirable grasp on the subtle nuances that define each state's unique culture... Still, the engaging narrative more than accomplishes its goal of taking readers on a diverting and amusing canine-themed tour of America - one state at a time, one bark at a time. — Kirkus Reviews 
  A delightful, informative travel guide for dog lovers... Okine's humorous cultural survey tracks dog culture across the U.S., flush with keen observations in an upbeat tone. ​​​— Foreword Clarion Reviews, ★★★★ 
  An alphabetical journey like no other, Okine gives an entertaining and frequently tongue-in-cheek overview of life as a canine in every state across America. With constant flashes of humor and endearing colloquial details that show the author's wit, cleverly combining a pet guide, travel guide, and eye-opening social commentary. — Self-Publishing Review, ★★★★ 
  A very funny, easy read which will appeal to all-even if you're not a dog lover... "Forget cupholders-Alabama trucks are built for paws on the dash and tails wagging at full speed." — Reedsy Discovery, ★★★★ 
  Okine's patter is clever...For California, he answers 'Dog, no question. You're a sun-kissed influencer, pampered by fans and you never have to pay for parking.' — BlueInk Review

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  Irish Dad Jokes - 300 Puns Quips...

  Desmond MacHale

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  Get ready to laugh, groan, and roll your eyes with this delightful collection of 300 original Irish dad jokes! Curated by acclaimed Irish writer Des MacHale, this charming book captures the unique humour and heart of Irish fathers.
  
  From witty wordplay to punny one-liners, these jokes celebrate the special bond between dads and their kids. MacHale, inspired by memories of his joke-loving father, Jack, has compiled a treasure trove of clean, family-friendly jokes that will have everyone chuckling.
  
  Irish Dad Jokes is a must-have for anyone who appreciates the gift of humour, perfect for St.Patrick's Day, Father's Day, or any day that needs a dose of laughter. This compact book, with approximately four jokes per page, is an ideal size for sharing, gifting, or enjoying whenever you need a laugh.
  
  Get your copy today and experience the warmth, wit, and wisdom of Irish dads!

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  Master Your Mind - Powerful...

  Noah Martinez Brown

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  Discover the 10 steps to master your mind and unlock the path to success.Do you often feel like you’re not making the most of your life? Do you want to stop wasting your potential and begin daring to achieve your dreams? Or are you looking for some handy techniques and helpful habits to aid you in your journey toward a happier, flourishing life?Built on a practical, proven formula for transforming your habits and building up your mental strength, this thought-provoking book delves into the fascinating habit-changing tricks that let you tap into your true potential and begin building your dream life one step at a time.With the help of simple psychological tricks and easy lifestyle changes that you can begin making the moment you finish this book, Master Your Mind will take you by the hand and reveal an actionable blueprint for developing positive thinking, harnessing the power of affirmations, and building the habits you need for lasting happiness and fulfillment.Here’s just a little of what you’ll discover inside:One Life-Changing Habit You Can Start ImmediatelyThe Surprising Psychology Behind Affirmations – and Why So Many Successful Entrepreneurs Use ThemWhy Challenges (and Failure) Are Secretly Incredible Opportunities For GrowthHow To Eliminate Negativity and Build Self-Confidence That WorksMindset-Changing Exercises To Transform The Way You Look at The WorldAnd So Much More…Whether you want to overcome anxiety and negative thoughts, kickstart that business or hobby you’ve always wanted, or simply start living life to the fullest and appreciating every moment, Master Your Mind lets you clear out harmful habits and begin filling your mind with positive thoughts and rewarding mindsets that will leave a profound mark on your life.Are you ready to begin taking control of your mind? Then scroll up and grab your copy today

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  Sex Rules! - Astonishing Sexual...

  Janice Zarro Brodman

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  #1 Best Seller in Trivia & Fun Facts, Questions & Answers, Curiosities & Wonders, and Cults & Demonism ─ Think You Know About Sexual Customs Around Our World? Have Fun and Enjoy Some Surprises!This book is a humorous glimpse of a wide range of stereotype-busting sexual, relationship and romantic mores around the world. It is fun, interesting, and eye-opening! For example, places where women control the mating game, set marriage rules, and marry one another for political power. The fact that it's all true also makes it fascinating. Take a romp through a rollicking worldwide tour with LOL views of extraordinary sexual customs. It will astound and regale you. At the same time, it proves sex is like happiness – universally sought but subjectively enjoyed.

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  A Third Term - A Political Satire

  Paul Greenberg

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  There is one last chance to save the democracy George Washington founded. That last chance is Washington himself. 
  It is 2028 and a certain president wants a third term. The Constitution shouldn’t allow it but the Supreme Court has found a workaround. The electoral system has been mangled. The media is a joke. Voters can barely be troubled to vote. But thanks to a team of scientists George Washington has been brought from the past to regain the presidency. Written by New York Times bestselling author Paul Greenberg, A Third Term tells the story of how hard Candidate Washington has to fight to win in these corrupt times. Riddled with pneumonia, possessing dentures fashioned from slave’s teeth, and an aristocratic sensibility tempered by war and religious faith, the Father of Our Country requires considerable rehabilitation to challenge the man he only refers to as “The Tyrant.” Fortunately a wily campaign manager and a sexy personal trainer are there by his side.

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